"Caveman Cooper, a.k.a. "Bob", is the unsung hero of the Coopers. He is not only the very first Cooper to exist, but he is also the first Cooper to be a thief, stealing eggs for his tribe to eat. How he appeared in Celtic Scotland is beyond anyone's understanding at the moment. Perhaps he somehow got the idea that Nessie's eggs tasted good...even though it's completely impossible for him to even exist at this point in time... Caveman Cooper truly is the Eighth Wonder of the World..."